All of them this year!

"The Frau* and I went to the Strand** for Christmas. We didn't put up a tree or nothin'. It was shoenes*** wunderbar****. I waded in water up to my uh... crotch area. And ALL the sudden, this big wave comes up behind me. And when it hit, ALLLLLLL my business went runnin' towards my intestinal tract." ~Herr A

"Now if you get pulled over for some minor traffic violation, and the officer smells weed or something, he's allowed to search your car. If they happen to have the drug dog, and he humps the tire, he's so excited he found something, he's got the right to arrest you on (whatever the term is)."~Coach Gary P.

"(Is talking about something I wasn't paying attention to)... testic-... (uses the right word and finishes, I forgot what he was trying to say after he almost said "testicles".)~Coach Gary P.

"(something else I wasn't paying attention to)... appornments- ah, appointments...(finsihes talking about whatever I wasn't paying attention to)~Coach Gary P.

"Now, I only watched about 5 minutes of this video. I didn't watch all of it, but I should've. Because all the sudden, there were monkeys doin' it on the screen. The class was laughing, I was trying not to, and my face was RED. Not only that, but there were Roman statues that were... 'well carved', let's say that."~Coach Gary P.

(Writes "Herba***** est****** bona*******" on the board)~Mrs. Johnston/Strong

Well, technically, that last one was last year (2006). The rest are 2007. The 2007 portion of this school year is going GREAT as you can see! X3

*Wife
**Beach
***Beautiful (in this case, add -ly)
****Wonderful
*****Grass (in this case, weed)
******Is
*******Good

Our quotes:

"Dans le Poopoo! I have no idea what I just said. All I know is it's French and involves your cat."~ Jonah

"HAH, you typed devaintart! De Vain Tart... HEY me you and Pauile oughta make a website called that!" ~Io

"NO! De computer! It crash! -sobsob- Te amo, bambino... Okay. I done be stupid."~Mario

"It would be funny if no one used punctuation when we talked we would all just ramble on until we were done there would be no such thing as contractions in speaking because they are punctuation marks there would be no periods apostrophes commas quotation marks ending punctuation or whatnot"~Paulie

"I twitch at your oddness."~Me
"It witch at you rodness."~Io
"Shut up."~ Me
"Damn, I can't mess with that one."~Io
"Ick ant mess with a tone." ~Me
"Okay, I deserved that."~Io

"Hmm... Superman... Sam... N... Peru! Sam in Peru!" ~Paulie
"Ma's Prune!"~Me
"Map's Rune!"~Paulie
"Neu (noy) Spamr! New Spammer in Denglish!"~Me
"RETARDS!"~Io
"Nevar."~Paulie
"Red Star!"~Me
"Mama Mia..."~Io

... -waits for her teachers/friends/herself to say something else stupid-